17 9 / 2014

11 9 / 2014

thorinoakenshieeld:

get to know me meme:  favourite movies (2/5)

"Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it’s my mother." 
"Oh, and wasn’t she a ray of sunshine!”

(Source: rlchardarmitage, via rlchardarmitage)

09 9 / 2014

elfuhbuh:

Okay, but guys. A Dance of the Vampires sequel called “Blood Never Dries.”

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09 9 / 2014

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

beben-eleben:

How to get a boyfriend

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09 9 / 2014

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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07 9 / 2014

06 9 / 2014

Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

05 9 / 2014

tealin:

Yeeeessss Dirk Maggs is finally doing a Radio Pratchett! I’ve been hoping for this day since his Douglas Adams adaptations played against the radio Discworlds.  And what a cast! With this and the Cabin Pressure finale it’s going to be a gooood Christmas.

(via thatsweetmysteryoflife)

05 9 / 2014

Reason No. 5795 why Hannah should not be let near technology:

Texting contacts to give them my new number, and I conveniently forget to tell them WHO I AM. You know, the most important thing. Cue a second bout of apologetic texting with corrections, and even then I have 5 people asking who I am.

03 9 / 2014

100% proven zodiac analyses

  • 1: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
  • 2: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
  • 3: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
  • 4: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
  • 5: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
  • 6: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
  • 7: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
  • 8: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
  • 9: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
  • 10: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
  • 11: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
  • 12: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating