01 8 / 2014

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via llinosandthecats)

01 8 / 2014

ratchetkun:

                          JOKER   ⊹   TRAP

(via otakkii)

31 7 / 2014

"Son, just don’t."

Combeferre to Marius pretty much all the time, Book XI (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

30 7 / 2014

purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

(via myheartbeatscreams)

30 7 / 2014

sherlockismyholmesboy:

well one of us is going to have to go home and change

(via suckitchumps)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

thorinoakenshieeld:

So it is after midnight where I live, which means it is officially my 20th birthday! 

Naturally, my twin sister and I were the first to congratulate one another on Facebook.

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28 7 / 2014

calantheandthenightingale:

tapestrydoll:

maykatic47:

humourous-fallen-angel:

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.

Absolute Cabbage.

Repulsive peanut

Preposterous pumpkin seed.

Sordid Cactus. That’s brilliant, I’m using it for everything from now on!

27 7 / 2014

(via nicholael)

22 7 / 2014